- me: *on my phone*
- grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
- me: *puts phone down*
- me: why did you ruin the economy?
"I like your outfit"
"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck
"white history month" "straight pride" "men’s rights movement"
i think its more funny that someone 20 cant find someone their own age like how do you feel comfortable dating someone with a learners permit